He could qualify if he came back and Bitch-Slapped all of his followers.

It was apparently not that uncommon at the time.

Some cultures arrange the marriage of toddlers.

to some people he is the greatest person alive and you shouldnt be saying that today, its eid

You have to look at things in context with the time. Marriages as such were common at that time. It was not forbidden for brothers to marry sisters before the time of Prophet Noah. As time passes, things change.
It is still common in some parts of the world now where girls are married between 12-18 years.
Why the Prophet Muhammad is the greatest man who ever lived? He was truthful, honest to the effect that even his utmost enemies didn’t doubt his integrity. He lived a very simple life from the beginning till the end. When he entered Mecca victoriously like a King, he didn’t act like a King and when the whole of Arabia was at his feet, he still lived a simple life with no wealth or fortune. Name me one such man, who after achieving what he had achieved, lived ordinarily with the poor. And of course, all these achievement without miracles, that shows he is the greatest man.
Please read his life proper instead of listening from heresay.

Book of Numbers, Chapter 31, verses 17 and 18. Here, Moses, following the Lord’s command, orders the Israelites to kill all the Midianite male children. The order continues with the following:

“. . . kill every woman who has known man by lying with him,
but all the female children, that have not known a man by lying with him,
keep alive for yourselves.”

Deuteronomy 21:10-14 the Biblical “God of Love” gives the following command:

“When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands and thoust has taken them captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and have a desire unto her, that though would have her to be thy wife, then though shalt bring her home to thine house . . . and after that you may go into her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife. But if though have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go”.

LUST AND KILLING

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“Puberty is defined as the age or period at which a person is first capable of sexual reproduction, in other eras of history, a rite or celebration of this landmark event was a part of the culture.” (Rites of Passage: Puberty, by Sue Curewitz Arthen)

“Getting your period” marks a rite of passage for young girls entering womanhood (From the Women’s Resource Center)

The New Encyclopaedia Britannica makes it clear that values regarding the proper age of marriage have been changing over the years: “. . . in the United States and parts of Europe the association of adult status with sexual maturity as expressed in the term puberty rites has been unwelcome”.2

The changes don’t come all at once, and they don’t happen at the same time for everybody. Most girls start showing physical changes around age 11, but everyone has her own internal schedule for development. It’s normal for changes to start as early as 8 or 9 years of age, or not until 13 or 14. Even if nothing looks or feels different yet, the changes may have already begun inside your body.”

Keeping in mind the ideas of “political correctness” and “absolute morality”, in Biblical times the age at which a girl could marry was puberty. However, during the Middle Ages it was usually twelve years old. Now in most “Christian” countries it is between fourteen and sixteen years old. I live in country where some states allow partners of the same sex to legally marry, but consider an eighteen year old boy who sleeps with a sixteen year old girl a “statutory rapist”. So even though Christians might disagree with much of what is becoming all too prevalent in Western society today—whether it be drug abuse, gay marriages or abortion—they too have been swallowed up (possibly unknowingly) by the ugly monster of “moral relativism”. Certainly, they might be giving in less quickly than people who do not believe in a Divine basis for morality, but they’re giving in nonetheless.